Ratchet : Right. I think that was Clank : Six months ago. Thief : with two Thug Brutes behind them Do you have any maps for this quadrant of the galaxy? Store clerk : in a chipper tone, stacking the maps as he explains You bet, mister! We got galactic maps, 3D maps, fold-outs, cut-outs, maps to the stars, and their homes!
The Thief takes the bottommost map, knocking over the pile Thief : as the Thug Brutes laugh Sorry 'bout that. Thief : Return to your own galaxy immediately, or this will happen to you! The Thief pushes the red button but nothing happens, with Clank looking confused Thief : inspecting the buttons again The Thief pushes the green button, electrocuting Clank Thief : Farewell!
Clank : with the helmet covering his entire head and muffling his speech Thank you, sir. Thug Leader : I saw that, Cletus! You just earned yourself a write-up! Desert Rider : Don't worry, the boss only yells 'cause he loves us. Clank : Yes, sir. I do feel his affection.
Ratchet : Did you see that broadcast? Clank : peering through one goggle lens Not really. Ratchet : Well, that explains a lot! Ratchet : Too late again. Clank : We always seem to be a bit late.
Why is that? Ratchet and Clank do an Aside Glance. Clank: It says "In case of emergency, break glass with wrench. I love logic puzzles! Let's see, if you break the glass with the— Ratchet: breaks the glass with his wrench and takes the new one Solved it. Ratchet : Hey, that's my ship!
Mystic : Possession is an illusion. Do not all things belong to the cosmos? Ratchet : Ah That's definitely mine. Ratchet : I guess all the good names were taken. The Mathematician : Watch your mouth, zero , before the Mathematician subtracts your head from your shoulders! Ratchet: What!? Register Don't have an account? View source. History Talk 0. Characters in Going Commando.
Categories Characters in Going Commando. Brought to you by team Megacorp racing. Approach at your own risk. Keep it mega. Lets see what we can get from it.
Ratchet: You're right, I'd better call a maintenance bot. Clank [gesturing towards a bolt shaped slot in the terminal]: I think I see the problem.
Ratchet: What?! That's it, this galaxy blows. Fullbladder reporting on Megacorp experiment number This update is strictly classified, if you are watching this, you're fired. Early thinking held that the specimen was entirely docile in nature.
Even overt provocation failed to incite it. But the late Dr Putridson observed that the natural levels of monsterpropolis in the experiment's bloodstream were truly some remarkable changes. Attempts at neutralising the specimen's violent tendencies were met with limited success. Our surviving staff recommend that the experiment be destroyed imediately at Megacorp's deep space disposal facility.
Ratchet: So Fizzwidget must not know. We've go to warn him. You're safe! Sir, brace yourself. We just saw a video of your experiment eating its handlers.
I repeat, it eats its handlers. Fizzwidget [to someone offscreen of the phone]: Ah, yes. No fat, extra foam, no sprinkles. Ratchet: Mr Fizzwidget, do you copy? Anyone handling the experiment must exercise the utmost caution. Fizzwidget: No, no, decafitated. Oh, yes, yes: exercise my front-most cushion. Ratchet: Ugh. Clank: Sir, your experts recommend that the experiment be liquidated, we will meet you at your deep space disposal facility.
Fizzwidget: Ah, yes: my cheap date proposal facsimile. Its heavily guarded so be sure to use the password. Which is, ah, oh, ah, Qwarktastic, yes. That'd be, uh, an unethical conflict of interest. Ahem, well since you put it that way, I suppose we could, uh, undo our previous obligation. Thank you for choosing ThugsLess. Clank: I handle my own buffing sir.
Biker2: Oh, sorry little man, I thought you was a crankshaft. Heh, Can't see my own hand in front of my face with out these. So, how do I enter the big race? Biker2: Well, you got the helmet, you're in.
The prize this time is some kind of special boots. I could use those myself, [more quietly] they'd go real nice with my leather chaps. You can race again you know. Now the prize is a bunch of bolts. Ratchet: Yeah. What's it to ya? Shady Salesman: Whoa, take it easy chief. I ain't lookin' for no trouble, just an honest man lookin' to make an honest buck. Clank: I sincerely doubt that.
Shady Salesman: Hey, I ain't the one trying to get in to a sold out arena. You're gonna need this Levitator to get in there. Ratchet: Hmm. The instructions are in Clank: [slightly afraid] Goodbye. Ratchet: [stops clankwith end of Levitator] Says here: "Tab A goes into slot B" [both go off screen, construction is heard] okay and then magnetise the graviton matrix, remove your left arm Clank: What?!
Clank: [after inspecting his new add-on] You do have skills. Ratchet: You know it. Introducing one of the fiercest gladiators in the galaxy: Ratchet [he is impressed by the picture of himself on the screen, Clank starts posing] and They'll be lucky to survive against the toughest gladiators in the galaxy. Let's get it on! Clank: Check.
Here goes. Clank: I am sure it was correct. Ratchet: The defences are attacking us! We gotta hold them off until Fizzwidget gets here. Can you here me? Clank: Sir, you gave us an erroneous password. Fizzwidget: Implausible! Unless, uh, is this Tuesday or Wednesday? Ratchet: B-b-but sir! What about the Fizzwidget: Commercial? I was great! Here watch this. We offer guided tours to show you how our weapons are made.
Our highly trained experts spend their day creating the latest heavy-duty weaponry to protect you, and your whole family. Our tours are both informative and fun. Mr Fizzwidget, come in. Clank: Perhaps we can still find him at the weapons facility.
From hair products to pet toys and even intergalactic missiles with facial recognition technology, like this one here. Here's another missile, and I forget the name of, but its really big and goes really far. Sadly, Bobo never returned, but he'll always be remembered as one of Megacorp's furry pioneers.
This popular product was instrumental in defeating our competitors and making Megacorp the one and only choice. Well have a safe trip, and don't forget to visit our souvenir shop. Hammer of Power detecting no defects. Draw your last, enemy mine, for I smite you in the name of Captain Qwark!
Nobly, I fall on the field of battle. Ratchet: Come on Clank, lets get going. Qwark Fan: W-w-wait, you shamed the greatest superhero who ever lived! You owe me something. Clank: What do you want from us sir?
Qwark Fan: Hmm. Ooh, ooh, how about some cool Qwark stuff from your galaxy. Trade ya for this Armour Magnetiser. Clank [to Ratchet]: I believe that devise is designed to attract bolts. Ratchet: Ratchet here. Uh, Angela? Is that your name?
Clank: Ratchet was calling you something quite different. Angela: Oh was he now? Clank: But were the Thugs not working for you? Angela: Not anymore. Apparently someone's made them a better offer. Ratchet: Wait, say again: Protopet? Angela: Oh, ya, its what they're calling "the experiment" now. Here, watch this. Is he cold?
Or maybe just Billy: Oh no. Narrator: Lonely? Billy: NOOO! Narrator: Introducing the Megacorp Protopet. Your child will shriek with joy when he meets our adorable friend. Wanna play ball? Need a partner for tag? Go find the Protopet. Narrator: [Protopet starts spinning Billy around] So is you-know-who. Just ask Billy. Clank: Megacorp plans to market a killer. That is simply unconscionable. Angela: Which is exactly what I've been trying to tell you.
There will be disastrous consequences for the entire galaxy if that monster is distributed. Clank: We must get through to Mr Fizzwidget. Angela: [sigh] If you still think he'll listen, you should try to catch him on the planet Boldan.
I'll upload the co-ordinates. Ratchet: This could be our last chance. They feel that he's getting a little, ah, you know, coo-coo, in his old age and are concerned for his safety. Now Fizzwidget's kind of old fashioned, so I want everything handled with, ah, [clears throat and spits] pride and curtesy people have come to expect form us.
Also, be on the lookout for these two characters, I have a personal interest in seeing them rubbed out: so, I'm offering a free pizza party to the squad who bags 'em, and remember: that includes drinks and desserts. Over and out. This isn't Fizzwidget! Fizzwidget-bot: Would you like a free Protopet sample? Available today only. Ratchet [raising wrench threateningly, Fizzwidget-bot raises hands]: Where is he?
Clank: Oh no! Thug Leader: The two a youse are under arrest for attempting to bump off Mr Fizzwidget. Thug Leader: Save it fuzzy, you're not foolin' anyone.
You and your metal buddy just earned yourselves a trip to our new prison. After a poolside orientation, all new inmates will meet with the galactic nutritionist [pictre of The Mathematician]. This professional will ensure that you're eating a species appropriate diet for your entire stay. Next, come check out our fitness spa with your personal trainer [picture of Helga, Qwark's trainer from RC1], remember, a prison term can feel twice as long if you're not in proper shape.
And for those times when you're just feeling blue [picture of Mystic], come talk it out with one of our ten full time life coaches. They'll help you find your smile again. ThugsLess Prison, experience the maximum in security. Ratchet: That didn't seem so bad. Clank: I assume you have provisions for vegetarians.
Thug Leader: Of course! Vegan or frut Wait a minute! Clank: Sorry. Pink Infobot: Shh. Ratchet: Don't, ah, stop for anything along the way.
Clank: I do not know what you mean. I hope this gets through to you. I'm transmitting from the ThugsLess fleet.
Who's there? Angela: Meow. Thug Leader: Aww. Wait a minute [Angela returns into view], what are you doin' here? Sendin' a message to ya little pals, uh. Re: Ratchet and Clank I've played the "original" Ps2 trilogy, and the series is one of my favourites because of the humor, zany creativity, and overall gameplay. My favourite's propably going commando, because it throughoutly evolved its predecessor by introducing tons of new stuff and aspects, and giving an even longer single player adventure.
It's weak point was it's story and characters, which were outclassed by RC1, and especially 3 -Dr. Nefairous, Lawrence, the Q force were all stellar humor.
I felt RC 3 was a bit of a let down on the gameplay side though; I wouldn't mind more of the same, but 3 gave us less of the same stuffedwith all that worthless multiplayer nonsense even in the singleplayer mode.
I'm glad to see that RC future doesn't go down that road Not until the price has halved, anyway. Edit: Ooh, and my favourite weapon was the Quack-O ray. March 24th, PM Clank looks like a pervert in the manga! Like he's gonna rape Ratchet any second! Captain Q is the man! Re: Ratchet and Clank.
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